AHAHAHAHA

Aug. 28th, 2012 11:15 pm
jade_sabre: (da:  BAD ANDERS BAD)
Jade: "And now I must carefully log out of everything on Quark's computer which I had been using in order to prevent malfeasance!"

Quark: "You know, some people just don't have that drive. Some people are okay with letting other people's things be only their things!"

Jade: "I will now leave your computer and return to my apartment."
Jade: [does so]

Quark: [checks flist]
Quark: [discovers Jade still logged into LJ]
Quark: [...succumbs]

THEREFORE I DECLARE GIF PARTY because Jade has needed one for a while and because since she has no internet at her place yet she will not see it until TOMORROW.

HERE I WILL START. )

QUARK

Feb. 28th, 2012 12:06 am
jade_sabre: (ouran:  mon ami(e))
The Tamaki to my Kyouya, the Thelma to my Louise (actually I am not sure if that is 100% accurate) (wait how do you feel about banging Brad Pitt), the cheese to my macaroni (I blame the puns), the peanut butter to my jelly, the tic to my tac, the Tiana to my Lottie, this post should be full of gifs celebrating your wonderfulness, but unfortunately it is midnight and all the caffeine in the world is probably not going to see me arrive at my last class of tomorrow safe, sound, or sane.

I just wanted to remind the internet that

jade_sabre: (ouran:  twins lol)
Quark: WERE YOU REALLY [GOING TO POST THIS CONVERSATION] I
I AM WEIRDLY FLATTERED?
oh well i have it on my phone
this conversation is weirdly long and involved
i type it ALL

[IT STARTS with her telling me to eat before having any serious conversations with WP]

jade: Ha ha ha. I told him I slept in late because I might need the extra energy for inkpot throwing. But you are right. Besides, there's still like five and a half hours before he comes home.

quark: Oh. Yes. Well then. Warn him to guard his right hand, just in case.

jade: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA luckily I do not think he actually has a saber. ...brb now I have to go check.

quark: Hahaha. Hey, you can be flexible. Kitching knives, butter knives, rusty shivs...

jade: oooooooo shivs. That's quite brilliant.

quark: You may thank my vast and encyclopedic knowledge of prison movies. Which is comprised solely of shawshank redemption.

jade: Hahahahahahahahahaha oh man I haven't even seen that one all the way. Or even a little bit. Oops.

quark: I have seen it twice. See: encoclypedic knowledge.

jade: Ah yes, clearly that is enough to catch all the nuances.

quark: And more they DIDN'T EVEN INTEND.

jade: OSNAP. clearly you are a prison MASTER.

quark: NO. NOT A MASTER. A WARDEN.

jade: ...DID THE OTHER PRISONERS TAINT YOU.
jade: /is shot

quark: That sounds so dirty.
quark: AS YOU SHOULD BE.

jade: Exactly. /lightning'd

quark: A bolt from the blue! (Not superman)

jade: ...Wonder Woman?

quark: Idk. apparently she's super into b**** HahahahHAHAHAHA SPEECH TO TEXT CENSORS BONDAGE

jade: ARE YOU SERIOUS OMG I AM LAUGHING SO HARD

quark: Let's see what else! b**** sex sexy kinky b*** s*** f*** damn it dom sub relationship
quark: bastard b**
quark: The B ones, by the way, are bondage, bdsm, and bitch

jade: What's the four-letter b word?
jade: IT CENSORS BDSM.

quark: I KNOW. Letters!
quark: Also I am whispering these so quietly I'm surprised it can hear it

jade: It's impressive on so many levels. Like who even thought about that, much less to censor it?
[redacted]

quark: ...i got that text four times.
jade: sorry thi WHAT IS THIS
YOU READ THE HAWKE FIC?
THE CLUMSY HAWKE FIC?
MY CLUMSY HAWKE FIC?
NNNNGH WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE SO I CAN GRILL YOU

I did not actually say that she said that I think what I said was my phone told me my text didn’t send, except apparently it did, and then I told her that clumsy!Hawke was making my day and apparently that distracted her. I am not sure if this conversation had a funnier conclusion! So we’ll just leave Quark’s distracted shock as a testament to her short attention span.

jade_sabre: (ouran:  mon ami(e))
and my grass/psychic deck is whuping her water/electric deck's butt.






brb relivin' the childhood i never had







eta: VICTORY, BITCHES.
jade_sabre: (superior:  overly enthusiastic glomping)





omg Talladega Nights was FRICKIN' HILARIOUS

also now Casablanca is on
mmmm Claude Rains

times i have punched quark in the face: 1
times quark has played "this little piggy" with my toes: 1
times i have discovered twincest fic on quark's laptop for her viewing pleasure: 1
times quark has protested to this post: 1000000000000




EDIT: DAMMIT WHY IS IT THAT AS SOON AS I ACTUALLY START READING BLEACH UPDATES THEY START KILLING OFF THE MAIN REASON I WAS INTERESTED ANYWAY

FRICK

it is epic and awesome though

sob
jade_sabre: (does not approve)
if my roommate ever sees this, she will despair. in fact, judging by the tone of her email, she's already despairing, but, you know, I tried?

anyway [livejournal.com profile] rashaka posted this and it is literally my life for the past week. Down to the hour on the clock in the last picture. I feel better knowing other people do the same thing...and worse knowing that it never goes away. OH WELL AT LEAST I AM PREPARED.




/what do you mean, why are you on the internet when you have stuff to do.
jade_sabre: (tristan+isolde:  tristan what the hell)

Quark: I'm in the middle of a record now with a Rob Cavallo, who is like the god of producers at the moment. He's doing an Adam Lambert track, and I'm going over to meet Adam. Adam Lambert [of "American Idol" fame] is the only singer that I've ever thought was amazing. I think there have been great singers, you know, Freddie Mercury, Steven Tyler, you know, a lot of great rock singers. Michael Jackson was one, but Adam Lambert is one I haven't been awestruck with since [Janis] Joplin in the '60s. I don't think anybody actually comprehends how good this guy is. I mean, I downloaded everything he did for "American Idol." I'm like this Adam Lambert groupie.

meatloaf said that

me: oh meatloaf

you are placing adam above freddie mercury

and that's just

not okay

and sadly it only goes downhill from there )

jade_sabre: (Default)
[Error: unknown template qotd] Geez, probably, like all of them. I know it's something I struggle with a lot. Especially envy. Because [livejournal.com profile] loquaciousquark is so awesome...I mean, how do you live up to that? In the meantime, have this:



my secret ) the total truth )

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