OMG YOU.

I REREAD THAT IN BRIT LIT TWO DURING OUR VERY FIRST CLASS (INSTEAD OF, SAY, PAYING ATTENTION TO THE LECTURE) AND ENDED UP CRYING AT THE END.

Um...let's see...

. Favorite character: Seximus Septimus
. Least favorite character: ...one of the side modern-day characters. The really annoying one. You know. That one.
. Character with the best hair: I'm going to guess Thomasina's mother
. Character with the best eyes: Sexipants I mean Septimus?
. Character I'd most want to kiss: c.f. Seximus
. Character I'd most likely screw: c.f. Seximus
. Character I'd make lunch for: Harriet, because she's busy
. Character I'd go singing in the rain with: Thomasina
. Character I'd go shopping with: mmmm...that other modern-day girl (you can see which storylines I pay more attention to)
. Character I'd go dancing with: SEPTIMUS AND WE WOULD WALTZ INTO THE FLAME
. Character I'd take over the world with: Thomasina
. Character I'd most want to cosplay as: uh...Thomasina?
. Favorite het pairing: SEPTIMUS/THOMASINA FOREVER (SCREW THE AFOREMENTIONED FLAME) also this would be why I start crying.
. Favorite yaoi pairing: psh.
. Favorite yuri pairing: psh.