even writing these things off the top of my head, they are turning out too long, SO, here is a rejected version of the "finds a unicorn" scene (dialogue-only, I'm afraid):
HK, having spotted a unicorn: Are there any virgins in the group?
Carth: Don't look at me, I was married. I have a kid, for crying out loud.
Canderous: Like that means anything.
Carth: You say another thing about my wife and I'll--Marein?
Marein, the Asian PC: *shifty eyes*
Carth: But...you're a Jedi...
Canderous: Like that means anything.
Bastila: *outraged look*
Carth: ...or at least...you were...and I thought Jedi didn't...
Marein: Um...so, it's all really hazy, but let's just say...You know, before it got...cut off or whatever...Malak had, um, a pretty nice jawline. I think.
Carth: *looks a little green*
Et al: ...
Bastila: I have vague memories of the other Padawans being infatuated with him...not me of course.
DAMN YOU
HK, having spotted a unicorn: Are there any virgins in the group?
Carth: Don't look at me, I was married. I have a kid, for crying out loud.
Canderous: Like that means anything.
Carth: You say another thing about my wife and I'll--Marein?
Marein, the Asian PC: *shifty eyes*
Carth: But...you're a Jedi...
Canderous: Like that means anything.
Bastila: *outraged look*
Carth: ...or at least...you were...and I thought Jedi didn't...
Marein: Um...so, it's all really hazy, but let's just say...You know, before it got...cut off or whatever...Malak had, um, a pretty nice jawline. I think.
Carth: *looks a little green*
Et al: ...
Bastila: I have vague memories of the other Padawans being infatuated with him...not me of course.
Canderous: Of course.
Bastila: *outraged look*
Marein: Can we just...uh...move on?
Carth: Yeah. Yeah. That would, um, be great.
Mission, in the background: CAN I KEEP THE PONY?
-fin-
your other not-drabbles are coming.