Man I wish I could play. That would be so cool. You know, I'll just get o--- OH WAIT.
Bumbum: NAW I WON'T LOG YOU IN. LET DADDY DO IT Me: BUT BUUUUMFACEM, IF DAD'S NOT HOME I WON--- BumBum: SHUT UP I HAVE THINGS TO DO. Me: BUT NOW DAD'S NOT HOME AND I CAN'T PLAY. BumBum: I ONLY CARE ABOUT MYSELF AND ALISTAIR. OH GOD ALISTAIR. I WISH YOU COULD COME OUT OF THIS GAME AND MARRY ME AND THEN HAVE LOTS OF SEX WITH ME. OH GOD I LOVE IMAGINARY CHARACTERS MORE THAN PEOPLE IN REAL LIFE. Me: I HATE YOU.
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Bumbum: NAW I WON'T LOG YOU IN. LET DADDY DO IT
Me: BUT BUUUUMFACEM, IF DAD'S NOT HOME I WON---
BumBum: SHUT UP I HAVE THINGS TO DO.
Me: BUT NOW DAD'S NOT HOME AND I CAN'T PLAY.
BumBum: I ONLY CARE ABOUT MYSELF AND ALISTAIR. OH GOD ALISTAIR. I WISH YOU COULD COME OUT OF THIS GAME AND MARRY ME AND THEN HAVE LOTS OF SEX WITH ME. OH GOD I LOVE IMAGINARY CHARACTERS MORE THAN PEOPLE IN REAL LIFE.
Me: I HATE YOU.