This...sounds stunningly like convos I have with fabricalchemist

but her man's name changes as our fandoms do
he is currently Bruce [Banner the Sympathetic Hulk]
which makes him mad
LOOOOOOOL

I like Costis II!
But it does bear thinking about.
Costis Major? No...

It is a little funny when I try to read WP and think the original words and it's all so... "Mr. Bennett". Or maybe my metaphor is not translating here.