http://jstorer2.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] jstorer2.livejournal.com) wrote in [personal profile] jade_sabre 2008-12-15 09:18 pm (UTC)

Thief with a towel injured by a dog

ANGERS, 14 December 2008 - The soldier Aristogiton has [thought of a joke for his friend?].

"It is too stressful working as a soldier," he told firefighters, who had been using a towel to fight against dogs. He stole the towel of his friend "Costis", who was taking a shower. But when he fled the building, he discovered the building the dogs were in retained soldiers. A witness called firefighters at the same time that other soldiers arrived, thanks to noise. They returned the dog to their [kennel?]. Firefighters arrived and Aristogiton discovered he had been injured by a dog. The [wounds?] have healed, but unfortunately the towel was eaten by the dog.

"It's really stupid," said Teleus, the regiment captain. "But funny as well."

"Costis", who has refused to [answer his door?], had nothing to say. Aristogiton promised to [find a towel that would do more harm?].


How close did I get?

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