Voleur d'une serviette blessé par un chien

[jade_sabre]

ANGERS, 14 décembre 2008--Le soldat Aristogiton n'a pensé qu'une blague pour son ami.

"Il est trop stressé par notre travail comme soldat," il a éxpliqué aux pompiers, qui l'avaient trouveé en utilisant une serviette pour battre contre des chiens.  Il a volé cette serviette de son ami Costis, qui était en train de prendre une douche.  Mais quand il s'est enfui de l'immeuble, il a decouvert les chiens qui gardent le batîment des soldats.  Une témoine a appelé les pompiers au même moment que les autres soldats sont arrivés, grâce au bruit.  Ils ont rétourné les chiens à leur niche.  Les pompiers sont arrivés, et Aristogiton a decouvert qu'il avait été blessé par un chien. Les pomiers l'ont guéri, mais malheureusement, la serviette a été mangée par un chien.

"Il est vraiment bête," a dit Teleus, le capitaine du regiment.  "Mais amusant, comme même."

Costis, qui a réfusé d'ouvrir sa porte, n'avait rien dire.  Aristogiton a promis de chercher une nouvelle serviette quand il n'a plus de mal.

Comments

[romanitas.livejournal.com]

...*has no idea what this says 8D*

[jade-sabre-301.livejournal.com]

Have I (or Hikki) forced convinced you to read The Thief et al yet?

[romanitas.livejournal.com]

I've been trying, but I can't find the books anywhere but Amazon, and I haven't gotten the chance to buy them off there. ;___;

[jade-sabre-301.livejournal.com]

that is saaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad. Saaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad. D:

omg I need Zutara fic like whoa.

[hikari-cyhan.livejournal.com]

Have you read Stormbenders yet???

[jade-sabre-301.livejournal.com]

YES. I thought it fizzled a bit by the end, but I loved the beginning. Maybe I will just go reread that.

I am in serious need of like, Zuko-joined-the-Gaang oneshots. With angry or happy Katara. Please save me from writing them.

[romanitas.livejournal.com]

I knoooooow, I want to read them so badly ;A;

.......I haven't read a Zutara fic in forever.

[hikari-cyhan.livejournal.com]

Here, I'll translate it for you.

Robber d' a towel wounded by a dog

[hikari-cyhan.livejournal.com]

ANGERS, December 14, 2008--The soldier Aristogiton n' qu' thought; a joke for his/her friend.

" He is stressed too much by our work like soldier, " he explained to the firemen, who l' had trouveé by using a towel to beat dogs against. He stole cetter towel of his friend Costis, who was taking a shower. But when it s' is fled of l' building, it discovered the dogs which keep the building of the soldiers. A témoine called the firemen at the same time that the other soldiers arrived, thanks to the noise. They turned over the dogs to their niche. The firemen arrived, and Aristogiton discovered qu' it had been wounded by a dog. The apple trees l' cured, but unfortunately, the towel was eaten by a dog.

" It is really stupid, " Teleus, the captain of the regiment said. " But amusing, like même."

Costis, which refused d' to open its door, n' had nothing to say. Aristogiton promised to seek a new towel when it n' more evil has.

Re: Robber d' a towel wounded by a dog

[romanitas.livejournal.com]

You used a translator because there's still some French in there.

Or you don't know what those words mean.

Re: Robber d' a towel wounded by a dog

[hikari-cyhan.livejournal.com]

Is it really that obvious? :(

Re: Robber d' a towel wounded by a dog

[romanitas.livejournal.com]

It's the most random of words not translated. |D

Re: Robber d' a towel wounded by a dog

[jade-sabre-301.livejournal.com]

I just want to know why the crap it translated "towel" as "apple trees."

Re: Robber d' a towel wounded by a dog

[peggy-2.livejournal.com]

The apple trees l' cured, but unfortunately, the towel was eaten by a dog.

" It is really stupid, " Teleus, the captain of the regiment said. " But amusing, like même."

*cannot stop laughing*
:-D

[pigrescuer.livejournal.com]

JE NE COMPRENDE PAS!

*weeps*

ICH VERSTEHE NICHT!!

WAKALIMASEN!!!

I NO UNNERSTAN'!!!!!!

*breaks down crying*

[hikari-cyhan.livejournal.com]

I can't be bothered to try to read that.

.....................Yeah.

8"DDDD

[sartorias.livejournal.com]

LOL!

And the mental glimpse of Costis au naturelle is a bonus!

[jstorer2.livejournal.com]

Thief with a towel injured by a dog

ANGERS, 14 December 2008 - The soldier Aristogiton has [thought of a joke for his friend?].

"It is too stressful working as a soldier," he told firefighters, who had been using a towel to fight against dogs. He stole the towel of his friend "Costis", who was taking a shower. But when he fled the building, he discovered the building the dogs were in retained soldiers. A witness called firefighters at the same time that other soldiers arrived, thanks to noise. They returned the dog to their [kennel?]. Firefighters arrived and Aristogiton discovered he had been injured by a dog. The [wounds?] have healed, but unfortunately the towel was eaten by the dog.

"It's really stupid," said Teleus, the regiment captain. "But funny as well."

"Costis", who has refused to [answer his door?], had nothing to say. Aristogiton promised to [find a towel that would do more harm?].


How close did I get?

[jstorer2.livejournal.com]

BTW, I took Spanish for three years, not french, so I could be completely wrong.

[jade-sabre-301.livejournal.com]

You got really, really close!

closer than anything involving "apple trees."

*claps and hands an internet*

1) ne...que means "only"
2) kennel, yes, according to my Art History teacher
3) It's supposed to say that the pompiers healed his wounds...assuming pompiers is ambulance people. We never really defined that word.
4) yep
5) find a new towel, once he is no longer hurt.

[peggy-2.livejournal.com]

*also has no idea what it says*
*has read The Thief (et al)*

but

LOLOLOLOLOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! to the translations

:-D

[rainy-with-a-j.livejournal.com]

random haven't-left-u-a-comment-in-4ever-but-am-going-to-now time:

J'adore! And I understood most of it without reading the translation :)
C'est magnifique. ^_^