LOL. I remember I was thirteen, and my friend Quark came and sat next to me at the cafeteria table, looking incredibly upset.

"What's wrong?" I asked.
She took a deep breath. "I found out what a slash fic was."
Now, I had never read a slash fic, but I'd seen enough summaries to figure it out. "Oh no!" I said. "Don't tell me you read one!"
"I did," she said miserably. "It was Lucius/Snape."
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH," said I.

that is pretty creepy, though. Sick joke, I hope?