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jade_sabre ([personal profile] jade_sabre) wrote2010-06-04 12:25 pm

media consuuuuuuuuuuuuumed post

So I haven't posted in a while, and I've been meaning to. You'll notice I'm still avoiding making a graduation post. One day I will feel secure enough that that is Behind Me and that I am going on to Something Else, but right now the future is still pretty blank-slate-y and I am loathe to let go. So instead, a book/movie/TV post, mostly spoiler-free (spoilers will be noted). Maybe in that order. Maybe not.

Actually let's get the television part over so that people who don't care can skip it.

Oh God, this post is going to be much longer than I meant. Maybe I will do a book one after

Glee
Do I have to warn for spoilers? It's frickin' Glee. The only surprises are the non-sequitors, which pretty much comprise the entire show.

So my friends all got me watching this show and promptly abandoned me, except for Quark, whose enjoyment still seems firmly surface-level, sparing her from the agony through which I go every time the show goes out of its way to screw itself over. As I've been saying in various places, I think part of my problem is that I came to the show in a very roundabout manner: watching the first episode while skipping all the musical numbers, being lured into watching Mash-Up because of the infamous Puckleberry, then reading a ton of awesome Puckleberry fic. You know what fic does? It has consistent characterizations. It develops relationships and remembers to keep them around. Puckleberry fics even gives Mike Chan lines, for crying out loud.

(Side note: This Guster song--"Airport Song"--is the first thing I've listened to on Pandora in a month, and it is awesome. Distractingly so.)

So I've seen about four episodes of the pre-mid-season-break set, and all of the "back nine" that have aired so far, and I filled in the gaps with fic (mostly Puckleberry, one disturbingly awesome Puck/Quinn and a sprinkling of Puck/Santana). Every time the show wanders back into acting like Rachel is the savior of the club, I remember why I didn't like her, because that (along with Finn/Rachel and Will/Emma) feels like railroading. We can see that she's not the only one (and we can also hear, very clearly, that Finn is not the star male singer of the club), and you cannot watch the show without seeing that Will/Emma is a trainwreck if they don't take time to go through their issues (which they have kind of done, but have we noticed that since calling Will a slut, Emma has basically disappeared, except for her one AWESOME scene in Dream On where she was like an actual honest-to-goodness counselor, with reasonable understandings of how the world works for both scientists and teenagers! And it was awesome! Please don't have her go back to Will, if that means a return to pamphlet!Emma).

Anyway, the point I was trying to make was that everything good Glee fic has is everything Glee doesn't have, because either the writers are fighting or they don't care about their characters or they're all drunk and think they are making logical connections when in fact events are vaguely related by the fact that they don't follow at all. (So why are you still watching, you ask? Because I kind of love the characters and I want Will to be given some kind of balance because his character potential is as screwed up by the writers using him as a bicycle as the character potential of the women around him and I want Rachel and Jesse to make it and when Glee gets it right, it gets it so right, both comically and seriously.)

Things I have liked about the past few episodes, in no particular order:
--"Bad Romance," esp. the way they dished out the solos, because Santana's was perfect
--Their arrangement of "Pokerface," though not their use of it. (Seriously, though, who thought that was a good idea? You cannot desexualize Pokerface. It just doesn't work.)
--Tina's interactions with the principal
--Finn's Goggles of Intuiting Relationship-Type Motivations. Sure, he couldn't figure out the baby wasn't his, but that was science, and it's not like Quinn started making googly eyes at Puck. It's like the one thing his character does really well, and it always makes me go "aw" when he makes a connection. (Low Int/High Wis scores, I'm guessing.)
--Puck's pick-up lines. And "The Lady's a Tramp." And pretty much anything Puck, except for that weirdly tacked-on "name the baby Beth!" subplot, although I do approve of the name Beth.
--Sue's return! And Sue and Will having Caring Teacher moment. And Will speaking Spanish, to remind us of what he used to do. (Sue I missed you.)
--Internal Monologues of every sort
--the fact that the only reason you could tell that Joss Whedon directed an episode is that a) NPH was in it and b) it had internal coherency and some kind of...overall vision. Which, while the word of the week was "dream" and they did use that word a lot, was somewhat more subtly put together than just having everyone say "dream." (No one died!)

okay back to pretending I (am really just waiting for the second installment of this fic) don't (need to catch up on the televisionwithoutpity recaps) care.



Alice
The SyFy version, which [livejournal.com profile] rashaka talks about eloquently all over her journal so that I can just be like SQUEE! HATTER! ALICE! KARATE ALICE! (which they could have used more of, but I'm just excited they had it at all.) LOVE TRIANGLE! COMPLETELY ENGAGING CANON SHIP! FLYING FLAMINGOS! THAT ONE CLUB/DUCHESS! hooooooooly crap Patrick O'Brien has gotten old. Creative use of Wonderland imagery and ideas! Brief Tim Curry appearance! An immersive, interesting world I was incredibly reluctant to leave! Witty banter! Hot Britishness! Slightly hit-you-over-the-head moral, but still downright science-fiction-y exploration of it!

It's not, like, Russian black bread with all the nuts or something, but it's definitely many steps above white bread. And above white-bread-with-added-fiber. Like the lighter end of wheat bread. Not incredibly deep, but still enjoyable. I highly, highly recommend it.



Bones, Law and Order, Top Chef Masters
So the thing about Bones is I think I just need to get all the seasons and start marathoning them, but I don't think I could do that many episodes in a row to justify renting them, because I am incredibly squeamish and also tend to have nightmares if I watch too many crime shows in a row. They replayed the Nightclub AU episode again the other night on TNT, though, and it was still awesome, and the final scene still broke my heart.

LAW AND ORDER HAS BEEN CANCELED, WHAT THE EFFING EFF. EFFING. EFF. I don't watch any of the spinoffs. What am I going to do without Jack McCoy in my life? I mean aside from what TNT marathons on Memorial Day, which is like the most dangerous thing ever. I just can't stop watching. (And then I have nightmares. Go figure.)

As for that last one, well, we all have our reality show weaknesses, and it's only like, half a step down from just watching Food Network for hours at a time. (Which I have yet to do, but Malone makes it hard sometimes.)

On another totally shameful-TV-watching note, iCarly was marathoning the other day, and I had forgotten how much I ship Sam/Freddie. (Judge away, at least it's not Disney Channel? :-b)



OKAY MOVIES. I WILL DO TWO OF THEM.
Iron Man 2
SPOILERS BELOW
So I went to see it before rewatching Iron Man, which I had only seen once like a year ago, and so I was really concerned when Tony was popping the Mini Arc Reactor out of his chest because I thought it was his heart. And then I was really super-excited when Pepper got made CEO, but after that I got a nagging feeling that she disappeared from the movie and that that wasn't quite right, but I figured she couldn't really have been in the first movie that much.

And then I rewatched Iron Man and discovered a) yes, Tony is sleeveless a lot more in that one, b) it's not his heart, it's a magnet!, and c) Pepper is all over that movie. Which highlighted the fact that Scarlett Johansson's role in IM2 is completely superfluous and in fact detracts from Pepper's screen time. Which I seem to recall being a complaint of Gwyneth Paltrow's, way back when, and I have to say I think she's completely justified. I kind of didn't like that she and Tony got together in this one, because there was such a hole where she should have been for chunks of the movie.

Things I did love: MICKEY ROURKE. Occasionally I start trying to mimic his beautifully done accent. It was really bad right after I'd seen the movie the first time. Also Hammer. Also Don Cheadle. Also Tony building a particle accelerator thing in his basement. Actual conversation:

Me: I was like, no way, he's not, OH MY GOD, HE IS, HE'S BUILDING IT, THAT IS THE HOTTEST THING I HAVE SEEN IN A LONG TIME.
Ariel: Yeah. It was like, I don't know, when he started working on his house it just spoke to some kind of primal "gr, man do work" instinct in me, and then he was sleeveless, and it was hot, and then it was like HE IS NOT BUILDING, HE IS, THAT IS SO HOT.

Also Flushing! I've been there! Where were all the Asians?

Overall, a solid effort, but it did itself a disservice by cutting down Pepper's screentime.
END SPOILERS

Also I saw it a second while gallivanting around the over-21 section of the ritzy movie theatre on the other side of town while a friend of mine going into the Navy was treating us ("because hey, it's all taxpayer dollars!"), and it was ridiculously fun.



Soapdish
Speaking of Robert Downey Jr., only like twenty years ago, and add in Kevin Kline (who I love, so very very much), Sally Field, Whoopi Goldberg, Carrie Fisher, and Teri Hatcher, among other people, and then stick them in a movie about what goes on behind-the-scenes at a soap opera. Granted, I watched it on the TV Guide Channel (which occasionally shows movies at the expense of telling you what's on TV), so it was seriously chopped up, but it is still my newest favorite movie. It contained nearly all of my favorite tropes ever, and Kevin Kline, and it was SO FUNNY, and I don't know where you're going to find it to watch it, but please do, and then tell me how you did it so I can buy a copy, because I kind of want to sleep with it under my pillow.

AGH IT IS SO GOOD.



okay, books are going to have to wait, but not too long. I think I only have like three days to read The Curse of Chalion, so we'll see how that goes.

so what about everyone else? also, though I can't really talk, where did my flist go? Y'all can't be doing things. I'm certainly not.

[identity profile] nessismore.livejournal.com 2010-06-04 06:30 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm not doing things! Not even useful things like applying for jobs. Instead, I've been watching SyFy and Doctor Who (I LOVES IT!!!!!) and playing computer games and just generally acting like a bum who's going to be living in my parents' basement for the next ten years. Just kidding, my parents don't have a basement!

As for Glee, I apologize for abandoning you. I just really haven't been feeling the back nine, at least it's not MUST WATCH NOW/MUST SAVE ON DVR television for me anymore and I heard what happened in the last episode between Rachel and Jesse and I was just saaaaaaaaad.

And I must find this SyFy version of Alice because omg, you had me at hot britishness!!! And as soon as I'm done marathoning Dr. Who/unpacking, I shall find it.

I <3 Bones and Law & Order, and there's usually a block of two or three episodes of both on TNT everyday if you can't do marathons in huge chunks (although seasons 1/2 shall forever be my favorites). And don't feel ashamed of watching Top Chef Masters! As far as reality tv shows go, the ones on Bravo tend to be the classier ones that you don't have to be ashamed of because they typically don't focus on the stupid drama between people and focus on you know, their actual talent, and Top Chef Masters is just awesome in general. AND THERE'S NOTHING WRONG WITH WATCHING THE FOOD NETWORK FOR HOURS AT A TIME, OKAY????

I also had no idea that you'd even seen an episode of iCarly and that kinda makes me laugh (I ship Freddie/Sam, too, mostly because I can't stand Carly because they try to make her come off as so freaking perfect and like omg all the boys want to date her and i'm just like really??? maybe it's because I don't like how Miranda Cosgrove portrays her? or maybe it's because i just have a tendency to like the female sidekick more than the female lead?)

I MISS YOU.

[identity profile] nessismore.livejournal.com 2010-06-04 06:37 pm (UTC)(link)
ALSO, I SAW "LETTERS TO JULIET" THE OTHER DAY AND IT WAS SO CUTE!!! seriously, it was adorable, if cliche and sometimes cringeworthy (and a little bit Aryan), but Vanessa Redgrave is made of awesome and Amanda Seyfried is just really cute and the dude playing her love interest is just so awesomely awkward, which I love.

[identity profile] jewel-song.livejournal.com 2010-06-04 06:43 pm (UTC)(link)
I don't actually watch Glee (which I must remedy this summer), but that arrangement of 'Poker Face' was an actual live version that Lady Gaga performed.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lM3HYSxPnlA

Not sure if that's the same version, but Lady Gaga is constantly changing up the songs when she performs them live. (She did when I saw her perform in concert.)

I agree about Iron Man 2, that Pepper's absence was pretty jarring. (Though I loved when ScarJo kicked ass near the end). And I actually preferred Terrance Howard as War Machine, but Don C. did pretty well, all things considered.

[identity profile] jade-sabre-301.livejournal.com 2010-06-04 06:49 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh, I know that's how she performs it when she does it acoustically--she does Paparazzi the same way, the little bouncy piano line and lascivious lingering over the vocal notes. I guess I should have clarified that I really liked the way they arranged for duet--like, I would love to sing that song that way with someone.

While on its own, Black Widow's scene was cool, I felt like it was detracting from the BOOM! EXPLOSIONS! IT'S LIKE PLAYING HALO ONLY YOU'RE ACTUALLY IN A SUIT! ass-kicking that WM and IM were doing, because they were having a great time. :-b

[identity profile] redbrunja.livejournal.com 2010-06-05 03:43 am (UTC)(link)
*nods*

It's a FANTASTIC arrangement... but as you said, impossible to de-sexualize.

[identity profile] spellcoats.livejournal.com 2010-06-04 07:21 pm (UTC)(link)
Jade, I have a very serious question for you:










ScarJo in Iron Man 2: Mara Jade Skywalker or Mara Jade fucking Skywalker?

[identity profile] jade-sabre-301.livejournal.com 2010-06-06 05:00 am (UTC)(link)
SHIT

I WAS REALLY ENJOYING HATING HER PART OF THE MOVIE WITHOUT RESERVATION

...DAMN, HIKKI, NOW I WANT IT.

[identity profile] spellcoats.livejournal.com 2010-06-07 12:47 am (UTC)(link)
YOU MEAN YOU DIDN'T SEE IT THE MOMENT SHE WHIPPED OUT THE SKINTIGHT BLACK BODYSUIT AND STARTED KICKING MAJOR ASS?

[identity profile] jade-sabre-301.livejournal.com 2010-06-29 06:23 pm (UTC)(link)
HIKKI

I DIDN'T

BUT

TELL ME YOU READ TIM ZAHN'S ALLEGIANCE.

I AM REREADING IT RIGHT NOW AND PRETENDING LIKE NJO AND LEGACY NEVER HAPPENED

(WELL EXCEPT FOR BABY BEN. I DO LOVE BABY BEN.)

[identity profile] philia-fan.livejournal.com 2010-06-04 08:26 pm (UTC)(link)
Ooh, I love Soapdish. Also Top Chef Masters, although we don't get that channel any more, alas. I love ogling the food. And it's much more food-centered (rather than drama-centered) than regular Top Chef, although personally I love checking out Padma's outfits.

[identity profile] jade-sabre-301.livejournal.com 2010-06-06 04:50 am (UTC)(link)
PHILIA IT JUST CONTAINED ALL OF MY SECRET LOVES. How did they get away with making it so brilliant. *weeps with joy*

that's how I feel about Top Chef Masters too--everyone's much more relaxed and getting along, since it's all for charity. And mmmmmmmmmyes the food.

[identity profile] loquaciousquark.livejournal.com 2010-06-04 10:18 pm (UTC)(link)
Things I have liked about the past few episodes, in no particular order:

this makes me so bizarrely happy

you should make lists like these more often

[identity profile] jade-sabre-301.livejournal.com 2010-06-06 04:51 am (UTC)(link)
is this some kind of subtle "Y SO NEGATIVE ALL THE TIME" hints?

also okay I will

things I liked about today:
sunshine
butter
cows
watching a movie with my faaaaaaaaaaamily (or most of it)
my puppy being a grumpy face

[identity profile] redbrunja.livejournal.com 2010-06-05 03:42 am (UTC)(link)
You know what fic does? It has consistent characterizations. It develops relationships and remembers to keep them around. Puckleberry fics even gives Mike Chan lines, for crying out loud.

So, so, so true.

I really liked this reaction post.

[identity profile] idiosyncreant.livejournal.com 2010-06-05 04:40 pm (UTC)(link)
I LOVE that in Iron Man 2 there was just as much MEN SWEATING OVER MECHA as the first, I could not have called that.

I agree with everything you said, that was just worth saying twice. ^_^

[identity profile] jade-sabre-301.livejournal.com 2010-06-06 04:53 am (UTC)(link)
ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooohmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm it was so good. afterwards I was pondering the fact that I may have a genetic attraction to mechanical engineers. :-b

[identity profile] idiosyncreant.livejournal.com 2010-06-06 02:18 pm (UTC)(link)
Uh-huh. Did you see my recent post? About hands? Because that's what THAT was about.

Watching guys do skilled work is awesome. I also seem to be drawn to metal in general, which I found odd and out-of-nowhere as a new thing to be giggling over until I remembered how much I liked playing with my brother's cars.

And you should also view thoughts on Ivan if you venture over to my post.
I mean it's THE BAD GUY. Who's SMART AS TONY STARKE and also built his arc reactor well, not in a cave, but in a tiny Russian flat on a budget. Also, fire.

Like the truly evil Warren Peace, yes thank you, I'll take seconds...

[identity profile] styromgalleries.livejournal.com 2010-06-05 09:48 pm (UTC)(link)
I've watched a few eps of Glee with my sisters now, and I just cannot like that show, probably for some of the reasons you list. I have to keep restraining myself from "OMG THAT'S SO RIDICULOUS!" and "OMG! THAT CAME OUT OF NOWHERE. WHAT?!" *sigh* And that Rachel chick. Really don't like her.

Blah blah blah, I don't know nothing about any of the other things you've watched. I think Iron Man (1 or 2) is a movie I have resolved never to watch just because of the hype...and because I'm not especially into RDJ. Sry.

Things that I have been watching that are awesome? DOCTOR WHO!!!! Do you watch that, Jade? Because you should. Because it's awesome. And I'm staying with my older sister for a few weeks and she has BBC America, which means that every day, I get to watch at least one episode of Who on a glorious television screen, not spliced up into 2 minutes low-def clips on YouTube. Again, GLORIOUS!!!!

Also, I LOVE YOOOOOUUUUUU! I feel like I haven't talked to you in forever.

[identity profile] jade-sabre-301.livejournal.com 2010-06-06 04:58 am (UTC)(link)
the fic is what made me love Rachel--or rather, I guess, see what was lovable in her, once you get off the railroads. the fic, plus the fun of talking about it with all my friends, is really what got me into the show.

WHAT. what. what. but. his arms. Also Iron Man had lots and lots of witty snark/banter which is fun. just just saying.

I have watched episodes here and there and really enjoyed them, but I have never sat down and watched it consistently. So, uh, idk my bff the internet tells me what I need to know? YAY BBC AMERICA. SyFy also shows it sometimes, just fyi. (SyFy has also been showing Merlin, and Goose went and got addicted to it.)

IT'S BECAUSE I HAVEN'T BEEN ON imsry I'll be a better LJ friend in the future.

[identity profile] styromgalleries.livejournal.com 2010-06-08 03:14 am (UTC)(link)
The arms do sound tempting....BUT DARN YOU I'M TRYING TO BE A REBEL HERE *covers ears*

One of my friends is trying to get me into Merlin. IDK. I watched an episode. It was cute. Also it had ASH, so I kind of loved that, but IDK. I think one show is enough for me for now.

You better!