The Ember Island Players

[jade_sabre]

HERE WE GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

 

Oh Zuko I love you

 

STUPID KISS  STUPID EYES

 

Oh my God.  This is it.

 

Aw hot firebending in tandem.

 

KATARA YOU VOYEUR.  YOU VOYEUR.

 

SIXPACK HAWT HAWT HAWT HAWT

 

SOKKA I LOVE YOU.  Ooh, Suki, hot.  Hot Suki hot.

 

YES I LOVE THAT PICTURE LOVE LOVE LOVE.

 

CABBAGE MAN YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY?

 

Hahahaha yay Zuko yay.

 

In other words:  Sokka needs a date

 

SOKKA FTW.

 

WHY IS TOPH COMING.

 

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

 

HAHA ZUKO.  Poor Aang doesn’t know what you’re up to.

 

Stupid one again  [stupid art studio, I mean, as compared to last night’s.  Though in the end they weren’t that bad.]

 

LOLOL LOOK AT HER BOOBS.  LOOK AT HER BOOBS.  LOLOLOLOL.

 

Yes they are Sokka.  Yes they are.

 

Toph is just bitter about the sexy tiemz.  [between Sokka and Suki.  Because you know she had to stay up all night listening to it.]

 

Hahahaha Katara lololol.  Yay Zuko’s not laughing.

 

OMG AAN YAY LOLOLOLOL PINBALL

 

Haha the boy in the iceberg.

 

EGG

 

AANG IS A GIRL YAY.

 

It’s like Peter Pan.

 

I can’t believe they’re approving this in the Fire Nation

 

Hahaha Appa’s like a dragon.

 

This is a very high-tech performance.

 

SHE ISN’T WEARING PANTS.

 

Lolol crybaby!Katara.

 

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

 

I can’t believe this is going on so long.  [at this point, I didn’t realize the play was going to be the whole episode]

 

Look at Zuko’s smile.

 

Yay TOPH we’ve missed you.

 

LOLOL IROH AND ZUKO.  POOR IROH.

 

WRONG SCAR.  WRONG SCAR.  WRONG SCAR.  WRONG SCAR.  SO BAD.

 

Come on Zuko go ahead and slow creep her.  [he didn’t.  Alas.]

 

Poor Zuko.

 

YAY MOMO MUSIC!

 

I AM NOT A WOMAN YAY.

 

…what?

 

Where did they get their information?  The cabbage man?

 

YAY SUKI YAY!  Aaaaaaaaaaaaw poor Suki.

 

Damn, this is one long play.

 

FLOPSY.

 

YAY KATARA POO-POOING THE DAMSEL IN DISTRESS.

 

Poor Katara.

 

YES SPECIAL EFFECTS.

 

Uh, he never did this?  LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOO

 

I guess they never figured that part [in which Zuko is the Blue Spirit] out.

 

AANG/BLUE SPIRIT.

 

LOLOLOL LOVE YOU.

 

JET POOR JET YOUR HAIR.  AND HE’S GOT A FLOWER.

 

Poor Katara.

 

That poor old man.

 

THAT’S SO SAD.

 

SO SAD.

 

SO SAD.

 

POOR SUKI.

 

LOL ZHAO LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

 

I am surprised this is going on so long.

 

Poor Zuko.  I love you Sokka.  Hahahaha LOLOLOLOL I LOVE YOU TOPH.

 

I LOVE YOU KATARA I LOVE YOU.  Hahahahahahaha.  I can’t wait until Toph shows up.

 

ZUKO READING SOMETHING YAY.

 

Oh Ga;ldkjfa;sdlfjkasdfasdf;l YES.

 

YES.  TOPH IS A MAN.  ZUKO!  ZUKO’S SHOCK.  LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

 

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA  I LOVE YOU TOPH.  I LOVE YOU.  Poor Aang

 

I LOVE YOU TOPH.

 

YAY ECOLOCATION

 

Dude, Zuko’s hair.  Wtf.  Thank you.  EMO HAIR YAAAAAAAAAAAAAY.

 

I can’t believe they’re making so much fun of Azula too.

 

This poor man.

 

YAY STAGEHAND

 

Kyoshi fan?

 

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaw zombie!Jet!  *SOBS*  *SOBS*

 

HAHAHAHA WINK-WINK.

 

LOL HER LEGS.  HER LEGS.  [are totally not wearing pants]

 

AWAKWARD.  AWKWARD.  AWKWARD.  AWKWARD.

 

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH AANG YOU’RE SO CUTE.

 

POOR AANG.  I LOVE YOU.  I LOVE YOU.  I LOVE YOU AANG  I’M SO SORRY.

 

SHIT.  SHIT.  SHIT.  SHIT.

 

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAW.

 

POOR AANG.  I’M GOING TO LIKE CRY.  [seriously, it made me sick to my stomach]

 

It’s the wrong freaking eye.  So wrong.

 

Oh my God.

 

Who the hell wlkafjsd;lfjkasf TRAGEDY.  TRAGEDY.  TRAEDY.  TRAGEDY.

 

MY HEART IS BREAKING.  POOOOOOOOOR ZUKO.

 

OH GLOK;AJL;DFADKJSF LOLOLOLOL MAI.  LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL.

 

BOSCO!  YAY.

 

HAHAHA TY LEE.

 

LOLOLOL YIP YIP.

 

Oh God.  NOT FUNNY YOU GUYS.  NOT FUNNY.

 

I wonder if it’s a political play.

 

Hahahaha Suki.  I love you Suki.  Is she pouting at him?  LOLOL.

 

STUPID ART STUDIO IS STUPID.

 

Oh God  *is nervous*

 

Poor Aang.  Poor Aang.  HE’S SO SHORT.  HE’S SO SHORT.  LOLOLOL WHY BECAUSE OF ZUKO OF COURSE.

 

[Suki:  MY WARRIOR STYLE IS THOUSANDS OF YEARS OLD] Hahahah and you’re also dating Sokka.

 

Yay Toph/Zuko!

 

<3 Zuko <3

 

WE MISS YOU IROH.

 

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaw.  Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaw.  Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaw.  Toph and Zuko buddies FTW.  THANK YOU TOPH.  YAY.  OH SHIT.  YAY  COSPLAYING.  POOR ZUKO.  EMO!ZUKO.  OMG LOL.

 

Oh dear God.  Oh Sokka.  I love you.  I love you Sokka.

 

I LOVE YOU SOKKA.  I LOVE YOU.  Poor Suki.

 

And that’s why I love you?

 

Poor Aang.  Oh God.  Oh God?  OH GOD.  OH GOD.

 

RFINALLY.  FINALLY.

 

I LOVE YOU KATARA.  I LOVE YOU.  OH MY GOD THANK YOU.  I LOVE YOU KATARA.  BECAUSE ZUKO IS SO HOT.

 

Poor kid.  OH GOD.

 

AANG YOU SELF COCKBLOCKER.

 

AW.  POOR AANG.  POOR AANG.

 

OH GOD.  OH GOD.  OH GOD.

 

DAMN THIS IS SO PAINFUL.

 

*CRIES*

 

MY STOMACH HURTS.  STOMACH.  HURTS.

 

ZUKO.  POOR ZUKO.

 

YAY. 

 

Suki is so proud.  Suki is pretty amazing.

 

How can this play end?

 

Hahahahahahaha.

 

It’s like a game.

 

THANK YOU SOKKA.

 

Holy shit.  *scared*

 

Awkward.

 

Best actress ever NOT.

 

THIS IS WHAT’S GOING TO HAPPEN.

 

Omg no way.  This is true.  Poor Zuko.  He has to be facing his fears RIGHT NOW.  Poor kid.

 

OH GOD ZUKO.  OH GOD.  OH GOD.  ZUKO I LOVE YOU.

 

HOLY SHIT.  EVERYONE’S FACE:  HOLY SHIT.

 

Aang is so going to die.

 

Thank you Ozai for stooping to his vocabulary level.

 

Both their greatest fears, right here.  DAMN.

 

Seriously, Peter Pan.

 

Poor Aang.

 

*sobs*  that was a pretty good “ no”  though.

 

Shit.  Shit shit shit shit.

 

Damn.  This ending sucks.  Damn.

 

Well.

 

LOLOLOLOL.

 

THE FUCK.

 

The end.