while they did live happily ever after

BEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT TROJANS

OH WAIT

YOU DID

AH-HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

THE INTERNET IS A JOYFUL PLACE TONIGHT

Frankly at this point I'm boiling down to writing fanfic entry interviews ("Why, Mr. Raziel, how nice to see you again. This is your third time seeking admission into Pickwells, is it not?"), but I thought I would see if anyone's seen any memes along the lines of this one lying around anywhere. I'm writing the same characters as last time, but at an earlier point in the story, and anyway it's more of an ensemble cast and so I figure everyone should get a chance to answer the same set of questions. Maybe I'll just get rid of the questions like "do you have kids" (which the kids in my head are responding to with blank looks) and go with it.

Alternatively, come up with questions you've either a) always wanted to see characters [of any sort] answer or b) would be appropriate "why do you want to go to school here" questions.

...I am not expressing myself well, sorry.

ALSO fall break is almost heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeere I am done with classes and OMG GO IRISH BEAT USC.

Mustard Person: Dear refs, It's comforting to know that you're fair and never biased. Sincerely, Me.

Old Appalacia Person: Bummer.

Someone's Ex-Girlfriend/Someone Else's Old Roommate: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Baby Freshman Sophomore: Love thee, Notre Dame. Valiantly fought, boys.

Former Co-Sunday-School Teacher: can't believe that 3 years on our defense still can't tackle

Former Now-Graduated Fellow English Major: What......on......earth......happened to our 2 seconds??????? Unbelievable. Really? Seriously? No wonder those corrupt Big 10 refs ran off the field. NCAA should now owe us 9 seconds - 2 from today and 7 from USC 5 years ago.

[side note: that USC game was the first ND football game I ever watched. Turned it on about halfway through the second quarter. Dad wandered into the room about half an hour later, asking, "What are you screaming about?"]

Random Acquaintance: MUCK FICHIGAN

Former Choir Member: Here we go again...

Choir Member Whose Name I Forgot: dear charlie, i hate your guts.

Fellow MFAS Actor: GARAGHJADSFHASDFHAKSLDFHA!!!! I FREAKIN HATE MICHIGAN THOSE FREAKIN ATHEIST STEM CELL RESEARCHING JACKASSES I HATE THEM I HATE THEM MORE THAN ANYTHING IN THIS WORLDDDDDDDDD!!!!!!!!

Fellow NaNoer: Shitty Big 10 refereeing and even shittier clock management by Weis. Fuck. We should have won this game.

Old Seminar Classmate: can't believe it, losing with only 16 sec remaining is just too sad!

Fellow Geezer: Irish lose, Cards lose, and I'm on duty. Great.

Classics Major Friend: Dear big-10 referees, thank you for always working so hard. It takes a lot of effort and creativity to screw over a team the way you do. Really, we appreciate it.

Movie Group Member: :(

Other Old Seminar Classmate: is in shock.

Girl Who Maybe Still Lives in the Dorm: Michigan was so tragic... 38 Michigan 34 nd, td for mi in last 11 sec. Now we gotta drive home in 3 hrs of traffic

Fellow Choir Member Currently Studying Abroad: paid a five pound cover for last-minute devastation...but it was still nice to watch real football.

Me: IS TOTALLY NOT THINKING ABOUT MICHIGAN AT ALL

Roommate: thinks it will be quiet on campus tonight... maybe NDSP is stealing our wins.