Superbowl commercials

[jade_sabre]

Because it made me feel less useless...except the game was actually interesting this year. Also I spent half of it talking to a guy who finally has his relationship status posted on Facebook and guess who's still dating some other girl and also it turns out he bakes but WHATEVER.

also I missed the beginning of the game, so this is where I came in.

 

1 quarter 6:13 left commercial break

CONAN O’BRIAN YES THAT WAS AWESOME.

Oh God, Jack Black is making a—I don’t even know what. That was lame.

This is a car commercial, and really dumb. Like really dumb. The car =masks? Venza? Whatever.

BRUCE SPRINGSTEEN I’M EXCITED.

Oh Chuck. I want to watch you.

End of first quarter

Okay, the Mrs. Potato Head was cute. I smiled.

Oh God, not another racing movie. Another Fast and the Furious? Does the world really need one of those?

Chimps! I gi—HOLY CRAP HE JUST KISSED THE MONKEY. *giggles hysterically*

This is for a TV show, isn’t it. No thank you, Medium.

…Will Farrell talking about time warps? Did I miss a commercial erading about Queen of Attolia? Crap. …I don’t know how I feel about this.

Wow, Doritos! Really—LOLOLOLOL. So far, the winner. Way to get hit by a bus.

GoDaddy. Oh dear. PORNOGRAPHY IS NOT COOL. P.S. I feel like these guys did commercials last year.

Hello football player. That’s not really a commercial.

I don’t even know what they’re doing

Men can take anything. Hahaha—PEPSI SUCKS.

Haha rhino. LOLOL OSTRICH. LOL bull. Aw, for adopting dogs! I win!

…this is a remake, isn’t it. Or not. He’s got tags that jingle jangle jingle! Cute.

Heroes again? NOBODY CARES.

[Seriously, I wish they would make up their minds about when they show commercials. I keep missing them.]

HOLY CRAP WHAT

Oh no! I’m so sorry pony! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. There’s that dog again. –the CGI on this is awful. And the music wasn’t introduced very well. It should be hilarious, but…the song just…screwed it over. Haha Indian man. That’s really all that was funny.

ALSDFJAS;DFLJASDFJAL;EKRJASLDF HOLY WHAT THE FASLKDF;JASDF HOLASDFJ;LAS DFASDFLKAS OMG OMG OMG OMG ASDFAL;KSFDJ WOW. WOW. ASDLFJALSDFKJA SDFA WOW. STAR TREK MOVIE. OMG WOW. That was totally NOT what I was expecting that to look like at all. OMG suddenly so excited for this movie in a way I was not planning on being.

(Also, girls across the hall—“there’s a Star Trek movie? Eh.”)

Sometime in what’s a face number 2

Screw athletics—was that a man? What’s a face is “quarter” screw you Gatorade

Abernathy! I have fond memories of that name. That was a cute commercial.

CHUCK! Nobody cares about Heroes…omg NBC show me some real commercials please.

Somebody’s time out in quarter 2

YES ASIANS. AND GERMANS. LOLOLOLOL ANGRY GERMANS. I LOVE IT. Also thank you for answering a question I’ve never really known the answer to.

Oh God the babies. They’re…not really amusing, this time around.

Are we…supposed to have 3D glasses? I’m…confused.

Hulu.com! Yeah! Although so far I have not seen any ads I would want to rewatch.

Another one?

PIXAR I LOVE YOU. Although I don’t think anything can beat WALL-E. Up looks cute.

Drinkability. Lame. OH NOEZ NOT THE TREE. Hahaha I laughed.

Post-interception

Death! Heeheehee.

OH MY GOD. THESE FLOWERS ARE THE WORST FLOWERS EVER. That—wow. That was funny. In a cruel way.

Monster.com—nobody cares. Except—holy crap. Next year is 2010. Lame.

Yay footballers promoting charity!

Oh I like this song—who is that—Jay Leno, I see. Hahahaha. Clever. Very clever. That was a good NBC one.

59 seconds left in the half

Ew pigeons. I don’t like them. OH GOD NO NOT THE PIGEONS EW EW EW EW EW EW OH DEAR GOD NEVER. Creepy. Way to go Cheetos for preying on my phobias.

[OH NO STEELERS THERE’S A FLAG DOWN OH NO THAT WAS TOO EPIC STOP RUNNING OH—oh damn there’s a flag. WAIT NO THE TOUCHDOWN COUNTS HALLELUJAH. THAT WAS EPIC. A 100-yard interception return for a touchdown. Holy crap.]

Pre-Halftime Report

Where the crap was I supposed to get 3D glasses? Also, these jokes are awful. That’s like…three butt jokes in less than three minutes. Also that chick looks like that one girl from The Incredibles.

…aaaaw footballers doing ballet. I can’t tell if it’s supposed to still be 3D or if my TV is just wonky. I’m thinking 3D. This has officially gone on too long.

I CAN’T WATCH THINGS IN 3D STOP IT.

Post-Halftime Report

Hahahaha roadies. That was cute. I like the UPS one better.

Whatever, sports.

A Heros commercial that’s actually entertaining? Also, hahahah Hiro. DIE SYLAR DIE.

Halftime Show!

Oh that’s a nice shot. Here we go! And he’s not even using that guitar, I love it. And he’s running all over the place like a crazy man. P.S. I don’t have any guacamole or chicken fingers. Also he is pole dancing with the microphone stand. Heh.

…should I know this song? Oops. His band is very big I notice. Also I can’t really hear them. Ooo explosions. LOLOL HE JUST SLID INTO A CAMERA. Oh Bruce Springsteen. I can’t even remember—The Boss. That’s what it is.

AL;DSFJKASD;FJASF;AS BABY WE WERE BORN TO ADD. I MEAN RUN. RUN. I ONLY KNOW THE WORDS TO THE SESAME STREET VERSION, IS THAT WEIRD? I still love this song more. Also I am surprised he still has a voice. ONE AND TWO AND three police persons spring out of the shadows round the corner comes one more and we scream into that bitter night hey three plus one makes four. Well they seem to think we’re disturbing the peace but we won’t let ‘em make us sad. ‘cause kids like you and me baby were born to aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaadd.

It’s good to know he actually is a good live performer. I mean I knew he was, but like, talented. I guess I’ve just been watching too many pop performers. But even some of my favorite not-so-poppy performers are kind of weak live. It’s good I’m not much of a concert person.

Although this would be a fun concert.

LOL ref. I’m sure that made that old man’s day.

Okay that was fun.

Post-the Boss

HOLY CRAP. That’s…that’s impressive. I mean I’m never going to do anything like that with a truck, and don’t need a truck

Hello Bill Shatner. Did you see the totally awesome trailer for that movie in that franchise you originated? Note to self—really, really want to see if new!young!Kirk has the same speech patterns.

Oh football players. And kids. Wait, I think he’s not a football player. He’s apparently a basketball player. That was kind of almost cute.

This is…go little kid go! Aaaaaaaaaaw that’s adorable. Hahaha Universal Resort, right after the Boss said he was going to Disneyworld.

WHAT THE CRAP it is not—LOLOLOLOLOLOL. WOW. THIS—THAT WAS GENIUS. OKAY NBC PROPS FOR THAT. Good thing I’m sitting down.

I think NBC will never get tired of saying “Tomorrow on Today.”

Whatever McDonalds.

Wow that’s a lot of dairy. And this is Martin’s commercial, which makes me think it is local. OMG Martin’s I want to watch real commercials!

[Man, I miss the days of the Budweiser frogs.]

Some kind of important turnover play

There are a lot of game characters in this—I LOVE IT. I love Coke. Their commercials are always sso much better.

…it would be cool if we could get a car like that on Mars.

Onoez Maffia. LAWLZ. Also, free Grand Slam? You know, I’ve never been to Denny’s…

HOLY ALSDJFASDFA HA THIS IS GOING TO END POORLY. Aw there were no poo. Not as funny as it could have been.

Near the end of the third quarter

Is this…a new Transformers—HOLY CRAP IT IS. Also, Shia LeBuff. Hahaha.

The screaming woman, the dolphin—this one is cute. NO NOT THE KOALA. A little too long, but I watched the entire thing with a smile.

Screw Heroes.

Coke! Coke and bugs! And this musical piece I should be able to name. Oh what is this. …oh God. It’s Ding Dong the Witch is Dead! COKE. WHY ARE YOU SO AWESOME. Yay for feeding all the insects! *approves*

Hey, we’re growing intangible ideas! Go Frosted Flakes Go!

OH GOD. MARTHA STEWART—TINA FEY—ADAM SANDLER—LOLOLOL. He so far has had the best commercials.

Some other point in time

Why are we showing more local commercials?

Some later other point in time

Hyundai insurance! This is…a car commercial that is not funny.

YOU DO WANT THE COKE MAN. YAY COKE.

Cash4Gold? Are you serious?

A timeout!

*looks at TV* and it’s a Samsung. LOLOLOL. STIMULUS PACKAGE JOKE. Well done, Vizio.

Wow, that’s not creepy at all! Also, never ever take a date to Taco Bell. That was cute.

O NO. NO MR. SCARECROW THIS IS GOING TO END POORLY. VERY POORLY. Or maybe not. It could just be cute. Hee.

Touchdown Arizona!

Oh God, Alec Baldwin. He is so good. LOLOLOL this is so true and awesome. Awesome. ALEC IS A ZOMBIE.

I don’t even know

Ooo, he captured the wind! Hahahaha. That was adorable.

MacGru--*dies* I HATE PEPSI. Thank you, cast of SNL. Also I feel like this is a repeat. Heh.

Holy crap this is getting intense I HAVE LOTS OF STEELERS FANS LET’S BE CAREFUL EVERYONE also do I smell oatmeal?

Nevermind, no commercials here.

1:56 left in the game

I don’t like snow. Also, lime in beers? Huh. Although anything that has that summer-y effect on snow is okay in my book.

Oh, GoDaddy. You are still cheap.

Oh The Office. I might watch you.

 

Comments

[ellyfialy.livejournal.com]

I'm pretty certain that the coke and the bugs commercial was "Peter and the Wolf" but I don't actually know and classical music other than Mozart by name so I could be wrong.

[jade-sabre-301.livejournal.com]

...now that you mention it, you are totally right. BUT IT SOUNDS LIKE DING DONG THE WITCH IS DEAD.

...at least I knew it was something famous? :-b

[ellyfialy.livejournal.com]

Maybe Harold Arlen stole it from Prokofiev.

Yes, I just scoured Wikipedia in search of the relevant names. :P

[mysteree80.livejournal.com]

Oh commercials were lousy this year