while they did live happily ever after

OH GOD.

. Favorite character: YOU. BECAUSE OTHERWISE YOU WOULD KILL ME?
ALTHOUGH HANYOU HAS GREAT POSTS AND UM SARAHTALES IS ALWAYS ENTERTAINING
. Least favorite character: WHATEVER RUSSIAN CURRENTLY HAS ME FRIENDED
. Character with the best hair: MM...EMERALD HAS PRETTY FANTASTICALLY GORGEOUS HAIR.
SO DO ANACHRED AND RASHAKA
. Character with the best eyes: GEEZE I DON'T EVEN KNOW. ROWANA.
. Character I'd most want to kiss: UM COSTIS.
. Character I'd most likely screw: COSTIS AGAIN.
. Character I'd make lunch for: YOU SO I COULD POISON YOU.
I MEAN PENGUIN. AND BY "MAKE LUNCH FOR HER" I MEAN "HAVE HER MAKE LUNCH FOR ME" BECAUSE SHE STRIKES ME AS BEING AN AWESOME COOK.
. Character I'd go singing in the rain with: EVERYBODY!
. Character I'd go shopping with: PR AND RO AND EM OH WAIT I DID THAT ALREADY
ALSO BOOK-SHOPPING WITH LESLIE. AND WITH PHILIA. AND WITH PENGUIN.

ACTUALLY I'LL JUST BRING EVERYBODY BOOK SHOPPING.
. Character I'd go dancing with: UM EVERYBODY.
. Character I'd take over the world with: HM...THAT MUST REMAIN SECRET, LEST OUR PLANS BECOME KNOWN
. Character I'd most want to cosplay as: YOU!
. Favorite het pairing: LET'S JUST NOT EVEN--OH WAIT, URTHSTRIPE/BUELLA_PEARL
. Favorite yaoi pairing: I'M NOT EVEN SURE I HAVE TWO GUYS ON MY F-LIST TO SLASH TOGETHER
. Favorite yuri pairing: NO THANKS