Quarkie is a perv

[QUARK is watching Lois and Clark, make of that what you will]

Quark: dean you have an excellentneck
and you are a better clark than a superman
dean i feel
like you are not taking the spandex seriously
just because you are wearing your underpants on the outside doesn't mean you can slack off on the realism here

me: ...
are you complaining about a lack of pants-stuffing?
am I reading that correctly?

Quark: i am not
he is playing superman a little
hamhandedly
shocking, i know

me: I think

Quark: he is a much better clark

me: I think you are complaining that his pants are not stuffed

Quark: lkasdfhliuheliuafhldiokhf
i think i am not

me: *thinks you are*

Quark: considering his mom made that joke in the first episode

me: *innocently types “post” into her google search bar*

Quark: w-
what

me: *hits the down key*
*hits enter*

Quark: w-wait
wait stop
i don't think
this is a um
good idea

me: *types "Quarkie is a perv" into the subject line*

Quark: AAAARGH

me: *selects pimpin' icon*

Quark: sigh
your flist will never respect me now