LOL. I remember I was thirteen, and my friend Quark came and sat next to me at the cafeteria table, looking incredibly upset.
"What's wrong?" I asked. She took a deep breath. "I found out what a slash fic was." Now, I had never read a slash fic, but I'd seen enough summaries to figure it out. "Oh no!" I said. "Don't tell me you read one!" "I did," she said miserably. "It was Lucius/Snape." "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH," said I.
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sarken
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Date: 2007-04-11 02:33 am (UTC)"What's wrong?" I asked.
She took a deep breath. "I found out what a slash fic was."
Now, I had never read a slash fic, but I'd seen enough summaries to figure it out. "Oh no!" I said. "Don't tell me you read one!"
"I did," she said miserably. "It was Lucius/Snape."
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH," said I.
that is pretty creepy, though. Sick joke, I hope?