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IT BE TALK LIKE A PIRATE DAY, YE SCURY DOGS, SO I BE EXPECTIN' Y'ALL NOT TO DISAPPOINT IN YER COMMENTS AND OTHER WORD-LIKE PURSUITS.

This mornin' I awoke to the fine melodies of my first mate's alarm, which plays the strains of POTC: CBP to rouse us from our not-so-drunken slumbers. O' course, that was at an indecent hour, so I ordered her to shoot the damn machine and returned to my hammock.

Now I myself be in me quarters waitin' for me first matey to awake so that we may scrounge about fer our breakfast before terrorizing tourists out o' their pocket money.

(BUT SIR, WE ONLY WISH TO PURCHASE A BRAT TO SUPPORT THIS FINE STUDENT ORGANIZATION, they say.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRR, reply I, MY STUDENT ORGANIZATION BE NEEDIN' IT MORE THAN YE. NOW BE ON YER WAY BEFORE I START ACCUSIN' YEH OF BEING FANS OF THE NOT-SO-DREAD SPARRRRRRRRRRRTANS.)

Also I be sailin' on the library website, lookin' for bounteous articles comparin' the great tale of adventure Notorious to the not-as-great-but-still-darrrrrrrrrrrrrrn-good tale North by Northwest, because I decided that this would be a good way to commence my Saturrrrrrrrrrrrrday.

Oh fine day! The yellow-bellied matey has arisen! PILLAGE TIME.

GO IRISH! KEELHAUL SPARTANS!

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