a follow-up explanation for last night's post, which you should got vote in

[jade_sabre]

Quark: I'm in the middle of a record now with a Rob Cavallo, who is like the god of producers at the moment. He's doing an Adam Lambert track, and I'm going over to meet Adam. Adam Lambert [of "American Idol" fame] is the only singer that I've ever thought was amazing. I think there have been great singers, you know, Freddie Mercury, Steven Tyler, you know, a lot of great rock singers. Michael Jackson was one, but Adam Lambert is one I haven't been awestruck with since [Janis] Joplin in the '60s. I don't think anybody actually comprehends how good this guy is. I mean, I downloaded everything he did for "American Idol." I'm like this Adam Lambert groupie.

meatloaf said that

me: oh meatloaf

you are placing adam above freddie mercury

and that's just

not okay

Quark: WELL ANYWAY

A BUNCH OF PEOPLE THINK HE'S PRETTY COOL

me: THAT'S COOL

but I object to calling him better than Freddie Mercury

Quark: that's okay

i know he's better

me: also a bunch of people think Twilight's pretty cool I'M JUST SAYING

...

Quark: HEY

HEY

HEY

HEY

HEY

me: you know who is better?

Quark: HEY

me: I'M JUST SAYING

THERE IS A FALLACY IN YOUR ARGUMENT

Quark: NO

me: IT IS NOT VALID OR SOUND

Quark: LIES

me: OR COMPELLING

Quark: GO AWAY

THEY ARE LEGITIMATE MUSIC CRITICS

me: ...who is better, Quark

Quark: NOT TEENAGE GIRLS

me: WHO DO YOU THINK IS BETTER, QUARK

I HAVE TO KNOW BEFORE I GO TO BED

Quark: BETWEEN FREDDIE MERCURY OR ADAM?

me: YES

Quark: I DON'T THINK

YOU WILL LIKE THE ANSWER

me: ...

OH MY GOD

Quark: WHEN THE GUY WHO WROTE "TRACKS OF MY TEARS"

LIKES ADAM'S PERFORMANCE MORE THAN HIS OWN

I THINK THAT'S PRETTY COOL

me: http://l-userpic.livejournal.com/81538303/10604013

Quark: pffffffffffffffffffffffytlol

me: D:

Quark: http://l-userpic.livejournal.com/88021875/10604013

me: ASDLJFASDF

OH GOD

OH GOD YOU REALLY DO HATE ME

Quark: WHAT NO I DON'T

me: YES

YES YOU DO

Quark: no

no i do not

because adam doesn't hate

and i model my life after him

me: ...

well you should consider the effect of your actions on others

because I'm feeling in the hate over here

Quark: :( <http://afod.files.wordpress.com/2009/06/sad-puppy.jpg>

me: that puppy doesn't even look real

Quark: :c

me: you have pretty much mortally offended both me and my sensibility

Quark: awwwwwwwwwwww bb

don't be like that

me: ...says the would-be rapist?

Quark: ...

wait

what

me: "aw baby don't be like that"

Quark: i have no idea what you're talking about

and i think

that might be a good thing

me: ...it seems like a would-be rapist thing to say

Quark: oh

well

no

me: you have officially like crossed the boundary lines of fail a bazillion times tonight

I just thought you should know I'm keeping a tally

Quark: UH HUH

GO SLEEP WOMAN

LET ME DO MY ASSIGNMENT

me: ...

NO

Quark: ACCIDENTALLY IN LOVE

me: GIVE ME SOMETHING ELSE [I.E. NOT A MENTAL IMAGE OF GREENIFIED

ADAM LAMBERT) TO DREAM ABOUT

WHAT

Quark: SO I SAID I'M A SNOW BALL RUNNING

RUNNING DOWN INTO THE SPRING

me: ...

IS THAT REALLY WHAT THAT FIRST LINE IS?

Quark: WOULD YOU LIKE ME TO KEEP GOING

me: HUH

Quark: I HAVE NO IDEA

me: I ACTUALLY KIND OF LIKE THAT SONG?

Quark: NO ESCAPING YOUR LOVE

AHH

me: SO IF YOU WERE TRYING TO WARD ME OFF

FAIL

Quark: THESE LINES OF LIGHTNING MEAN WE'RE NEVER ALONE

me: ...oh sweet, sweet irony

Quark: COME ON COME ON

me: NO NO

...

YOU FORGOT THE NO NOS

Quark: SETTLE DOWN INSIDE MY LOOOOOOVE

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE

ACCIDENTALLY IN LOVE

ACCIDENTALLY IN LOOOOOOOOOVE

I'M IN LOVE I'M IN LOVE I'M IN LOVE I'M IN LOVE

me: BUT NOT WITH ME

T_T

GOOD NIGHT

Quark: <3

GOOD NIGHT

Comments

[fabricalchemist.livejournal.com]

ok so i feel pretty normal now, by comparison





just thought i'd, y'know, share

[jade-sabre-301.livejournal.com]

...the conversation happened at like two in the morning?

[fabricalchemist.livejournal.com]

...but you re-posted it at a decent hour, therefore advocating the sheer wtfery of you bastards sticking Accidentally In Love in my poor mind.

[jade-sabre-301.livejournal.com]

I felt a need to explain to people why I would ever even consider Adam Lambert vs. Freddie Mercury a question.

...*coughs*

[emerald-happy.livejournal.com]

LOL

[styromgalleries.livejournal.com]

crazy people are crazy. I'm just sayin'. ;)

[jade-sabre-301.livejournal.com]

this isn't even the whole of it. XD

...maybe I should post the story I wrote for her for her birthday...

[queercherry.livejournal.com]

Some people are just dumb.

:|

[loquaciousquark.livejournal.com]

YOU

YOU

YOU








YOU

[queercherry.livejournal.com]

NO U TIEMS LIEK A BILION!!!!!11

[loquaciousquark.livejournal.com]

ALL THIS WILL DO IS GARNER ME MORE SUPPORTERS

[bluestalking.livejournal.com]

PLZ SEE BELOW.

[bluestalking.livejournal.com]

HEY QUARK JUST LETTING YOU KNOW I'M HAPPY TO STEP IN AS YOUR BFF NOW THAT JADE'S ALL UP IN A SNIT BECAUSE SHE CAN'T ACCEPT THAT THE TIMES THEY ARE A CHANGING. TTYL, QUARK, MY NEW BEST FRIEND EVER.

[jade-sabre-301.livejournal.com]

[loquaciousquark.livejournal.com]

[jade-sabre-301.livejournal.com]

[loquaciousquark.livejournal.com]

YESSSSSSSSSSSSS THANK GOD THERE IS STILL SANITY IN THE WORLD

[jade-sabre-301.livejournal.com]

YOU ARE SO NOT ONLINE WITHOUT TALKING TO ME

OMG

[bluestalking.livejournal.com]

THIS IS ADAM LAMBERT'S NUMBER:




:P

[emerald-happy.livejournal.com]

Um, why don't you two go write a sitcom together?

I don't need to watch sitcoms. I can read Jade's lj

/the girl who has a 'funny conversations with Jade' tag

[jade-sabre-301.livejournal.com]

SOMETIMES I THINK

MY LIFE WOULD MAKE A MOST EXCELLENT SITCOM.

Seriously, family dinners at my house? Absolutely ridiculous. (Especially now that Goose's legs are long enough for her to use my lap across the table as a footrest.)

:-D

[emerald-happy.livejournal.com]

AHAHA I THINK IT WOULD