THIS IS THE BEST THING TO HAPPEN ALL DAY

[jade_sabre]

Jade: morrigan
always by herself
...
riordan
uh oh
i just
don't want to have this conversation
at all
Quark: i somehow feel it is quite unavoidable
Jade: oh
shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii



Jade: riordan
why do i feel like
you won't be landing any final blows
any time soon
why is morrigan in my room
Quark: i have no idea
find out
Jade: why is
SEXYTIEMZ?
not an option
Quark: you = not dude?
what's she saying?
Jade: I HAVE A PLAN
A WAY OUT
SACRIFICE = NOT NECESSARY
that's as far
as I've gotten
Quark: ...what is it?
KEEP GOING
i am eager to find out what she is offering
Jade: plz be sex with loghain plz be sex with loghain



Jade: YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
HAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Quark: no way
no
Jade: OH MY GOD
YES
Quark: way
Jade: YES
YES
YES
Quark: oh my god
ew
ew
ew
ew
Jade: YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Quark: EW
Jade: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Quark: omg
Jade: OH MY GOD
LAUGHING SO HARD
Quark: i can't tell if i hope you can persuade him or not
Jade: TRYING TO BE QUIET
:D:D:D:D:D:D
:O
Quark: i am just
horrified
Jade: YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
oh God
what do I do
Quark: are you kidding me
laemira kicked alistair out of her party to save this man's life
of course she's going to try to persuade him to do it
Jade: oh yes
especially since he got this
noble self-sacrificing look on his face
she is not about to let that happen

Comments

[jakia.livejournal.com]

...

One day, I'm going to sit down and list all the ways your first playthrough ended up completely different from mine, BECAUSE THIS IS SO NOT WHAT I WAS GOING THROUGH AT THIS POINT IN THE GAME.

[jade-sabre-301.livejournal.com]

and you know my playthrough is 1000000000000000000x better than anyone else's.

psssssssssssssssh so sure you could be the noble kid and marry the sexyhawt templar in your party and feel awful about sending him to bang the woman he hates in order to ensure you both survive the final battle because there's no way in hell a random NPC introducted 3/4 of the way through the game is going to be landing any killing blows (or alternatively NOT send him to bang the woman he hates and then feel horrible when one of you dies instead) etc. etc. etc.

OR

you could bang the sexyhawt templar in your party and then ACCIDENTALLY SEND HIM PACKING AND FEEL TERRIBLE only to have him replaced by the previous BIG BAD of the series who IS FUCKING AWESOME and HILARIOUS and also my biffle. OH AND THEN YOU COULD SEND HIM TO BANG A WOMAN WHO actually idek what their relationship is THE POINT IS, IT'S (http://tinypic.com/r/2lo3mol/4) HILARIOUS (http://tinypic.com/r/2vsrgiw/4).

what is really sad is that when I reload save games and Alistair is there I have this strange, like, oh it's you, huh feeling. Like, IN A FUTURE SAVE GAME I AM GOING TO BREAK YOUR HEART, I DON'T REALLY WANT TO SEE YOU ANYMORE, IT FEELS WEIRD TO HAVE YOU IN MY PARTY, I WANT LOGHAIN TO COME SNARK AT EVERYONE. or--or something.

i-idk. i luff him but IT WAS JUST NOT MEANT TO BE.

brb killing archdemon.

[loquaciousquark.livejournal.com]

ew

ew

ew

[jade-sabre-301.livejournal.com]

I was laughing

so hard

omg

:-D