quark don't you have exams to be studying for

[jade_sabre]

Quark: WERE YOU REALLY [GOING TO POST THIS CONVERSATION] I
I AM WEIRDLY FLATTERED?
oh well i have it on my phone
this conversation is weirdly long and involved
i type it ALL

[IT STARTS with her telling me to eat before having any serious conversations with WP]

jade: Ha ha ha. I told him I slept in late because I might need the extra energy for inkpot throwing. But you are right. Besides, there's still like five and a half hours before he comes home.

quark: Oh. Yes. Well then. Warn him to guard his right hand, just in case.

jade: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA luckily I do not think he actually has a saber. ...brb now I have to go check.

quark: Hahaha. Hey, you can be flexible. Kitching knives, butter knives, rusty shivs...

jade: oooooooo shivs. That's quite brilliant.

quark: You may thank my vast and encyclopedic knowledge of prison movies. Which is comprised solely of shawshank redemption.

jade: Hahahahahahahahahaha oh man I haven't even seen that one all the way. Or even a little bit. Oops.

quark: I have seen it twice. See: encoclypedic knowledge.

jade: Ah yes, clearly that is enough to catch all the nuances.

quark: And more they DIDN'T EVEN INTEND.

jade: OSNAP. clearly you are a prison MASTER.

quark: NO. NOT A MASTER. A WARDEN.

jade: ...DID THE OTHER PRISONERS TAINT YOU.
jade: /is shot

quark: That sounds so dirty.
quark: AS YOU SHOULD BE.

jade: Exactly. /lightning'd

quark: A bolt from the blue! (Not superman)

jade: ...Wonder Woman?

quark: Idk. apparently she's super into b**** HahahahHAHAHAHA SPEECH TO TEXT CENSORS BONDAGE

jade: ARE YOU SERIOUS OMG I AM LAUGHING SO HARD

quark: Let's see what else! b**** sex sexy kinky b*** s*** f*** damn it dom sub relationship
quark: bastard b**
quark: The B ones, by the way, are bondage, bdsm, and bitch

jade: What's the four-letter b word?
jade: IT CENSORS BDSM.

quark: I KNOW. Letters!
quark: Also I am whispering these so quietly I'm surprised it can hear it

jade: It's impressive on so many levels. Like who even thought about that, much less to censor it?
[redacted]

quark: ...i got that text four times.
jade: sorry thi WHAT IS THIS
YOU READ THE HAWKE FIC?
THE CLUMSY HAWKE FIC?
MY CLUMSY HAWKE FIC?
NNNNGH WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE SO I CAN GRILL YOU

I did not actually say that she said that I think what I said was my phone told me my text didn’t send, except apparently it did, and then I told her that clumsy!Hawke was making my day and apparently that distracted her. I am not sure if this conversation had a funnier conclusion! So we’ll just leave Quark’s distracted shock as a testament to her short attention span.

♥

Comments

[idiosyncreant.livejournal.com]

Lightning'd.
Is that a reference to what I think it is, or just from the same source gestalt?

Heh, funny either way, and this is ALL funny, actually.

[jade-sabre-301.livejournal.com]

man are you thinking like "arrow'd" from Teen Girl Squad? 'cause that's all I've got at the moment.

I AM GLAD YOU LOL'D. :-D

[idiosyncreant.livejournal.com]

No, I was thinking of the web-series The Guild, one of the characters adds d's to EVERYTHING. But either way... :D

[styromgalleries.livejournal.com]

Quark/Jade posts like this always brighten my day with their silliness. ♥ you two

[styromgalleries.livejournal.com]

I have to admit, with prison wardens and lightning, I started thinking the Boiling Rock. /forever Avatard

edit for grammar fail. *sigh*
and spelling fail. OMG ME, STOP IT~

[jade-sabre-301.livejournal.com]

OH MAN I didn't even go there (the taint thing was a Dragon Age reference) but NOW THAT YOU MENTION IT HAHAHAHAHA THAT'S AWESOME. :-D

[loquaciousquark.livejournal.com]

[loquaciousquark.livejournal.com]

(also been on the kmeme too much, because my first instinct was not to pick an icon, but go anonymous)

[chaos-harmony.livejournal.com]

This is a conversation of awesome.