so this weekend

[jade_sabre]

has mostly sucked.

also, so does the show glee, it turns out. you know what would be really effed up? teacherman/bitchchick. SHIP IT NOW. that would add a gossip-girl-esque tinge that I think this show needs. Desperately.

...see this is a sign of how bad I am feeling. things I should do: go to bed.

things that are currently making me feel AWESOME ABOUT LIFE despite the crappiness of this weekend:

1) Mass tonight, and the readings, and the general idea of okayness in the world.

2) THIS:

daughtry you always made me feel better.


eta: oh and this:





ah-hahahahahahahaha this makes me feel so much better I don't even know why.

son of adam edit: oh and this too, while we're at it:

The Killers - I Cant Stay - The Killers

Comments

[fabricalchemist.livejournal.com]

good but bad but oh god what are these feelings inside me!!!

http://www.wikihow.com/Look-Like-a-Twilight-Vampire

[loquaciousquark.livejournal.com]

o-oh.

OH

GOD.

Stay perfectly still and stare a lot. Vampires in twilight tend to stare for extended periods of time and stand/sit/freeze in certain positions when something grabs their attention.

OH GOD

Walk quick, but act as if it's a normal speed, be graceful(dancing ballet lessons will help this) walk in long strides. If you want to be like Alice use quick short step movement though still graceful, where it looks like your dancing.

OH GOD

Stare at people with very deep eyes when they talk to you before answering them. (Try to freak them out but not so much that they don't talk to you anymore.)\\

oh my god. this is—this is the best thing i have ever read

[fabricalchemist.livejournal.com]

My favorite part:

Try inhaling sharply through your nose. It should make sort of a whooshing sound, and your shoulders should slightly move with this. It's a very Edward-esque move.

Someone, somewhere, is going to pass out practicing this repeatedly in the mirror. Hide those ice packs, girls!!! When you catch pneumonia you will look PERFECT!!

[loquaciousquark.livejournal.com]

i...i won't lie













i did try it BUT JUST ONCE

[fabricalchemist.livejournal.com]

i...did it in my office

while staring deeply at people

i didnt have any glitter, alas, or the look would have been perfection

[loquaciousquark.livejournal.com]

well i am a little sick so it was kind of mucusy

but i'm sure it had exactly the same effect as rpattz's own sniffs

[fabricalchemist.livejournal.com]

oooh thats where you struck out

cullens dont get sick

[loquaciousquark.livejournal.com]

BLAST

will my dreams of cullenhood never be achieved