internal monologue

[jade_sabre]

why can't I make myself do my homework COME ON SELF YOU HAVE TO DO THIS YOU NEED TO SPEND LIKE SIX HOURS IN THE LIBRARY TODAY LET'S DO THIS.

NO WHAT WHY ARE YOU OPENING FANFICTION NO NO NO SELF NO YOU CAN'T DO THAT *BITCHSLAP*

OWIE OWIE THAT HURT AAAAAAAAAAAAAW WHY'D YOU DO THAT D:

YOU HAVE TO PASS YOUR CLASSES KIDDO YOU GOT THAT STUPID FINAL MOVED YOU'D BETTER DO WELL OTHERWISE NEXT SEMESTER IS GOING TO SUCK ON MULTIPLE LEVELS

YEAH BUT IT STILL HURT

AH, YES, WELL THE PAST CAN HURT. BUT THE WAY I SEE IT, YOU CAN EITHER RUN FROM IT, OR, LEARN FROM IT!

*DUCKS*

AH-HA, YOU SEE? NOW WHATCHA GONNA DO?

...FIRST, I'M GONNA TAKE YOUR STICK

HEY NO, NOT THE STICK NOT THE--HEY! WHERE YOU GOIN?

TO DO MY HOMEWORK!

GOOD! GO ON! GET OUT OF HERE! AH-HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

*EXITS TO SOUND OF EPIC MUSIC*

Comments

[emerald-happy.livejournal.com]

hahah I always read fanfic while working. in the end i had to take my laptop to the kitchen where internet cable could not reach except balancing papers and typing equations is too difficult there so I'm back in my room.

HAHAH HOMEWORK STICK. so that's where that got to

[willow-41z.livejournal.com]

*hands you motivation on a silver platter*

[willow-41z.livejournal.com]

P.S. GOOD LUCK!

[emerald-happy.livejournal.com]

YES. good luck for finals from me too and to you too, Willow

somehow in the sea of capslocks and funny stuff i missed the whole point of the post

[jade-sabre-301.livejournal.com]

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

it's okay Em it's really more about the funny stuff anyway. XD

[emerald-happy.livejournal.com]

also i just bitchslapped myself on the face to see what would happen.

It really hurts. Apparently I slap hard.

Maybe I should think before i do stuff.

The Train(wreck) of Poor Decisions Continues...

[willow-41z.livejournal.com]

Guess what I just tried?

Apparently I don't hit hard... so I tried it a few more times. It actually does hurt if I don't flinch away in anticipation first.

Re: The Train(wreck) of Poor Decisions Continues...

[emerald-happy.livejournal.com]

I've been staring at a computer screen all day and I read Jade's post and had to reread it several times for it to make sense. Acting it out made it easier to understand. I've been doing data analysis. Switching from numbers to words=hard.

When was the last time I said "great minds think alike" referring to us? Oh yeah, yesterday when we made up the Jade Christmas carol and both of us thought up the same line about Costis at once. *glee*

Re: The Train(wreck) of Poor Decisions Continues...

[willow-41z.livejournal.com]

*giggles* I don't think she knew about that yet.

Re: The Train(wreck) of Poor Decisions Continues...

[jade-sabre-301.livejournal.com]

...wait wait wait WHAT happened when was this









also the best part of this whole thread is how I only mentally bitchslapped myself.



...



*attempts physical version, if only to join in on the fun*




okay ow that really does hurt

Re: The Train(wreck) of Poor Decisions Continues...

[emerald-happy.livejournal.com]

ahahaha

I have the purrrfect icon for this whole lj conversation.

[loquaciousquark.livejournal.com]

WELL

















alright then

[mysteree80.livejournal.com]

This, pretty much exactly, was my reaction. Okay, mine was simply "Well... alright then," but I approve of your formatting.

[styromgalleries.livejournal.com]

YOU NEED TO SPEND LIKE SIX HOURS IN THE LIBRARY TODAY LET'S DO THIS.
OMG ME TOOOOOOOO!!! ARGH!!!!!

Oh, Lord, I didn't realize you were about to do the Lion King. lololololol

Almost forgot: *encouragement encouragement encouragement*

*voice from the sky* GO TO BED THE LIBRARY!

[jade-sabre-301.livejournal.com]

LOLOLOLOLOL

i didn't realize I was going to either. it just sort of--happened. because that is how my brain works. XD

*ENCOURAGEMENT ENCOURAGEMENT ENCOURAGEMENT*

[checkers65477.livejournal.com]

*still loling*

I esp. liked the part where you bitchslapped yourself.

You'll do fine, I'm sure. Them, ENGLAND!

[jade-sabre-301.livejournal.com]

*can't stop laughing*

I esp. like the part where you esp. liked the part where I bitchslapped myself.

[jewel-song.livejournal.com]

I totally understand this feeling.

I have a research paper due on Tuesday that I haven't even started yet, and I can't work on it tonight because my ballroom dancing club has fundraiser ball.

Procrastination for the fail. :/

Here's to hoping we both get stuff done!

[jade-sabre-301.livejournal.com]

oh wow. I at least managed to hit the jackpot on research tonight, so hopefully actual paper writing (which is really just "summarizing a couple of books") will go smoothly.

here's to you hitting a jackpot as well! <3

[beautyinsleep.livejournal.com]

LOL.

Now get to work! *stern look*

jk jk I love you and good luck with all your hw/finals/anything else that might be stressing you out. (I'm having trouble motivating myself to study too. :/)

[jade-sabre-301.livejournal.com]

I LIVE TO MAKE OTHER PEOPLE LAUGH

*WORK IS ACCOMPLISHED*

gooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo Lissa beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeat finals

[beautyinsleep.livejournal.com]

WELL IF THAT'S THE CASE THEN SCREW SCHOOL. YOU DO SUCH A GOOD JOB OF IT. XD

Haha, thanks. I have only one final, but I'd be so much more relaxed if I didn't have to go into lab (where there are some people who are not quite happy with me as I haven't gotten much research done this semester and are now kinda freaking out that I won't get my project done by the end of next semester). :(