internal monologue
Dec. 6th, 2009 12:19 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
jade_sabrewhy can't I make myself do my homework COME ON SELF YOU HAVE TO DO THIS YOU NEED TO SPEND LIKE SIX HOURS IN THE LIBRARY TODAY LET'S DO THIS.
NO WHAT WHY ARE YOU OPENING FANFICTION NO NO NO SELF NO YOU CAN'T DO THAT *BITCHSLAP*
OWIE OWIE THAT HURT AAAAAAAAAAAAAW WHY'D YOU DO THAT D:
YOU HAVE TO PASS YOUR CLASSES KIDDO YOU GOT THAT STUPID FINAL MOVED YOU'D BETTER DO WELL OTHERWISE NEXT SEMESTER IS GOING TO SUCK ON MULTIPLE LEVELS
YEAH BUT IT STILL HURT
AH, YES, WELL THE PAST CAN HURT. BUT THE WAY I SEE IT, YOU CAN EITHER RUN FROM IT, OR, LEARN FROM IT!
*DUCKS*
AH-HA, YOU SEE? NOW WHATCHA GONNA DO?
...FIRST, I'M GONNA TAKE YOUR STICK
HEY NO, NOT THE STICK NOT THE--HEY! WHERE YOU GOIN?
TO DO MY HOMEWORK!
GOOD! GO ON! GET OUT OF HERE! AH-HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
*EXITS TO SOUND OF EPIC MUSIC*
NO WHAT WHY ARE YOU OPENING FANFICTION NO NO NO SELF NO YOU CAN'T DO THAT *BITCHSLAP*
OWIE OWIE THAT HURT AAAAAAAAAAAAAW WHY'D YOU DO THAT D:
YOU HAVE TO PASS YOUR CLASSES KIDDO YOU GOT THAT STUPID FINAL MOVED YOU'D BETTER DO WELL OTHERWISE NEXT SEMESTER IS GOING TO SUCK ON MULTIPLE LEVELS
YEAH BUT IT STILL HURT
AH, YES, WELL THE PAST CAN HURT. BUT THE WAY I SEE IT, YOU CAN EITHER RUN FROM IT, OR, LEARN FROM IT!
*DUCKS*
AH-HA, YOU SEE? NOW WHATCHA GONNA DO?
...FIRST, I'M GONNA TAKE YOUR STICK
HEY NO, NOT THE STICK NOT THE--HEY! WHERE YOU GOIN?
TO DO MY HOMEWORK!
GOOD! GO ON! GET OUT OF HERE! AH-HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
*EXITS TO SOUND OF EPIC MUSIC*
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Re: The Train(wreck) of Poor Decisions Continues...
Date: 2009-12-06 09:24 pm (UTC)Re: The Train(wreck) of Poor Decisions Continues...
Date: 2009-12-07 06:57 am (UTC)also the best part of this whole thread is how I only mentally bitchslapped myself.
...
*attempts physical version, if only to join in on the fun*
okay ow that really does hurt
Re: The Train(wreck) of Poor Decisions Continues...
Date: 2009-12-07 02:20 pm (UTC)I have the purrrfect icon for this whole lj conversation.