so this weekend

[jade_sabre]

has mostly sucked.

also, so does the show glee, it turns out. you know what would be really effed up? teacherman/bitchchick. SHIP IT NOW. that would add a gossip-girl-esque tinge that I think this show needs. Desperately.

...see this is a sign of how bad I am feeling. things I should do: go to bed.

things that are currently making me feel AWESOME ABOUT LIFE despite the crappiness of this weekend:

1) Mass tonight, and the readings, and the general idea of okayness in the world.

2) THIS:

daughtry you always made me feel better.


eta: oh and this:





ah-hahahahahahahaha this makes me feel so much better I don't even know why.

son of adam edit: oh and this too, while we're at it:

The Killers - I Cant Stay - The Killers

Comments

[fabricalchemist.livejournal.com]

you love it because its SO TRUE

who could give up the moon prism makeup hairbrush rhinestone dream??

[loquaciousquark.livejournal.com]

ugh god i am so friending you

[fabricalchemist.livejournal.com]

it's the skin of a killer T_T everything about me draws you in

[fabricalchemist.livejournal.com]

oh lawd i hope this reference isn't lost on you or i will sound really creepy XD;;

[loquaciousquark.livejournal.com]

AHAHAHAH never fear! i have seen the glory of the bedazzler and IT IS GOOD

or, well, not good, but you know what i mean

[fabricalchemist.livejournal.com]

good but bad but oh god what are these feelings inside me!!!

http://www.wikihow.com/Look-Like-a-Twilight-Vampire

[loquaciousquark.livejournal.com]

o-oh.

OH

GOD.

Stay perfectly still and stare a lot. Vampires in twilight tend to stare for extended periods of time and stand/sit/freeze in certain positions when something grabs their attention.

OH GOD

Walk quick, but act as if it's a normal speed, be graceful(dancing ballet lessons will help this) walk in long strides. If you want to be like Alice use quick short step movement though still graceful, where it looks like your dancing.

OH GOD

Stare at people with very deep eyes when they talk to you before answering them. (Try to freak them out but not so much that they don't talk to you anymore.)\\

oh my god. this is—this is the best thing i have ever read

[fabricalchemist.livejournal.com]

My favorite part:

Try inhaling sharply through your nose. It should make sort of a whooshing sound, and your shoulders should slightly move with this. It's a very Edward-esque move.

Someone, somewhere, is going to pass out practicing this repeatedly in the mirror. Hide those ice packs, girls!!! When you catch pneumonia you will look PERFECT!!

[loquaciousquark.livejournal.com]

i...i won't lie













i did try it BUT JUST ONCE

[fabricalchemist.livejournal.com]

i...did it in my office

while staring deeply at people

i didnt have any glitter, alas, or the look would have been perfection

[loquaciousquark.livejournal.com]

well i am a little sick so it was kind of mucusy

but i'm sure it had exactly the same effect as rpattz's own sniffs

[fabricalchemist.livejournal.com]

oooh thats where you struck out

cullens dont get sick

[loquaciousquark.livejournal.com]

BLAST

will my dreams of cullenhood never be achieved

[loquaciousquark.livejournal.com]

sailor moon, still bringing people together

you dazzle me, bb

[fabricalchemist.livejournal.com]

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand your lj is bleach. i think this IS THE NATURAL ORDER OF THINGS

as i paint some soul reaper style chucks XDDD

[loquaciousquark.livejournal.com]

UGH it is DESTINY and that's all there is to it

will you be the other half of my miracle romance ;_;

also

those chucks sound awesome.

[fabricalchemist.livejournal.com]

I WOULD BE HONORED DEAR QUARKIE

if i may be so bold



ps they're totally getting posted :D some fanart i saw a million years ago had the idea, and now the i found the chucks i cant find the fanart. such is life in the realm of DA.

[loquaciousquark.livejournal.com]

/CLING /CLING

you know I think I saw them on DA someKASDFHKLASHDFLKAHDSF ASDFHTALSKHFI JUST NOTICED THAT'S A SEEKER ICON OMG OMG WHERE IS MINE

FFFFFFFFFFF I THINK I GOT RID OF IT BECAUSE I HAD NO ONE TO SHARE WITH OH GOD

UGH HOW HAVE WE NEVER MET BEFORE

[fabricalchemist.livejournal.com]

WHATTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT ARE YOU SERIOUS

NOBODY UNDERSTANDS MY SATURDAY AFTERNOON LOVE, HOW I PUT ON MY VEST AND GO OUT IN THE YARD AND HIT THINGS WITH STICKS

Q-QUARKIE T_T BE MINE

[loquaciousquark.livejournal.com]

ugh i wish we weren't friends so i could friend you all over for this comment

I AM YOURS FOREVER ;A;

[fabricalchemist.livejournal.com]

DOUBLE FRIENDING, YES!!! NOW WITH KEIGO POWER!

but seriously i made his vest

and it may or may not accompany me in jumping off of things

this show is the new ninja turtles and i cant believe more people arent kicking back with their lucky charms in their robot boxers watching it

[jade-sabre-301.livejournal.com]

I WISH Y'ALL WEREN'T FRIENDS SO Y'ALL COULD HAVE MORE CONVERSATIONS LIKE THIS ON MY LJ

:-D

[loquaciousquark.livejournal.com]

excuse me we were having a private conversation do you mind

[loquaciousquark.livejournal.com]

your lack of acerbic response is making me feel uncomfortably unkind

context of icon is also important

[jade-sabre-301.livejournal.com]

[loquaciousquark.livejournal.com]

Re: context of icon is also important

[loquaciousquark.livejournal.com]

it occurs to me that i do not know what exactly you were looking for

Re: context of icon is also important

[jade-sabre-301.livejournal.com]

um um um I don't know. one of her facing more directly, probz.

but that is a v. pretty icon. and the header that matches it is v. v. pretty.

Re: context of icon is also important

[loquaciousquark.livejournal.com]

well

i have

no picture

to do that to

Re: context of icon is also important

[jade-sabre-301.livejournal.com]

well

I am sure I have linked you to screencaps

maybe this weekend there will be time for me to

oh wait

MICHIGAN STATE IS GOIN DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWN Y'ALL